Bad news for men. No more excuses. The female Viagra is going into trials. It is not swallowed but snorted. Then she is ready to go. You better be ready to take her there.
Women get orgasms just half the time that men do. This is supposed to be a tragedy for women. But no one has seen how much of a crying shame it is for the men who have to explain what happened or rather what did not happen.
It is not sure that women will take to the female Viagra in the multitudes that men have been. It depends on whether they enjoy an orgasm more than they enjoy watching the guy trying to give them one.
What's more fun, getting it off or watching the veins pop out on his head as he tries to get you off while you watch Desperate Housewives over his shoulder with the sound on loud.
In the US alone, Viagra generates $2-B a year for Pfizer. In Asia $15 trillion, just joking, but the problem in Asia is not getting it up but getting her to notice let alone feel that it is.
Will the female Viagra sell as well as the male? Men buy Viagra not so much to enjoy sex as to show they still can have it. Women don't have the same motivation. Sure they have sex for the fun of it, but part of the fun is to see if the men still can.
Besides, when a guy takes the pill, he is ready and raring to go after an hour, though he isn't sure he has anyone to go there with.
But the female Viagra is immediately absorbed yet takes hours to kick in. So when does she spray it up her nose? At midday if she expects action at night or in the morning if she expects action over lunch or funch as they call it in executive circles. It is not easy. Don't take a position on Pfizer stock yet.
Good night and good luck.