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Teditorial: Don't Whine, Fight

Teach women to not cry, but get even.

By: Teddy Locsin Jr.

There is a crusade against violence on women. It is a useless crusade better to hand out ice picks to battered women and get the Supreme Court to instruct trial judges to acquit battered women.

For once, China has something to teach us. Cheng Yougqing, Jackie Chan's former bodyguard, has opened his Genghis Security Academy to train women to kill and protect. Chinese billionaires like to copy Khadafi, go figure.

The curriculum is heavy on sweat and tears, brute force and no whining are key to success. Wang Yalang, 24, is a slightly built med student. She dropped out of healing and went into killing at Genghis Security. It gives her a greater sense of justice. The only requirements are a $3,000 tuition fee and no dating until you reach 28, your best years must be devoted to becoming a killing machine.

So instead marching and whining which are exhausting and at best make fat marchers loses weight, open Genghis Khan academies and teach women to not cry, but get even.

Keep well.

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